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"Enjoy the quiet..." while we plaster the FOURTH of these obnoxious notifications all across your screen!! πŸ™„

Silent mode is turned on... notification from Avast Anti-virus.
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I started to feel like I'd downplayed the foreground too much in the original monochrome conversion. I liked the dark moodiness of it, but now I wished the barn was a little more prominent... πŸ“·πŸ€”

Moody black and white scene, a broken down barn in remote countryside.
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Derelict barn (or possibly an old mine building?) in Teesdale this afternoon. πŸ“·

Moody black and white scene, a broken down barn in remote countryside.
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Can I still call this 'SilentSunday' if there's a slight buzz and my GPS watch throws a wobbly? πŸ˜‚πŸ“·

Monochrome image of an electricity pylon, in silhouette, against a cloudy sky.
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View towards Aydon Castle, from below Halton Castle. A very nice walk... until my car battery gave up and I had to call a breakdown truck! 😲 I've now got an emergency boost pack, and jumper leads!! 🀣

View across open countryside, with autumnal trees at the edge of a field. There's a castle (just) visible in the distance.
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Housesteads Fort, seen along the path from the cafe. The pay/display car park is covered by an annual National Park pass, and even if you didn't have an English Heritage card, you can still walk around the outside of the fort onto the Hadrian's Wall path. πŸ“·

View of a hilltop fort in open countryside, under dramatic skies.
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Still browsing through some autumnal shots! This one was earlier in October (16th) not far from Heavenfield. And with a Sony 40mm f2 prime, plain UV filter. πŸ“·

Tree, catching the sun before a moody sky.
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Also from Housesteads towards Sewingshields yesterday, but earlier in the day, and exposed for the sky. πŸ“·

Large white cloud in a blue sky. Image has been exposed for the cloud, and the ground is almost dark.
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View from Housesteads towards Sewingshields this afternoon. Another shot with my 20mm Viltrox, this time with a 1/8 black mist filter... it's quite subtle. πŸ“· (Is "analoguiness" an actual word? Because I was feeling that it adds a touch of that.)

Open country landscape, mixed cloudy skies. Dark and shadowy foreground, but sunlight is catching the middle-distance, illuminating grass and trees.
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This is along Hadrian's Wall path, close to Down Hill, Halton. πŸ“·

Side view of stacked logs from a forestry operation.
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From a walk near Halton Castle yesterday. I was trying an old Viltrox prime lens on my Sony A7cII. Lacks a bit of sharpness, and a little rough at the edges... but I'm quite liking the effect. πŸ€”πŸ“· (20mm f2.8)

Golden autumn leaves on a forest path.
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Halton Castle, Northumberland, this afternoon. A private residence, although you do get a nice view of the exterior from the adjacent church... or from this small pond! 😎

Reflection of a castle (fortified manor house) reflected in a small pond.
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Truck with branding that says:

Hmm. A timelapse of questionable quality! 🀣 But, if nothing else, it shows that my GoPro board mount does actually work.

Timelapse on a paddleboard.
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Lovely afternoon for paddleboarding along the North Tyne; calm and sunny. You can paddle 1.25km upstream from Chollerford before the current deflects you. Then I had a quick swim... it's definitely getting colder! πŸ₯ΆπŸ˜‚ Only 6 minutes according to my Garmin, and it was beginning to feel chilly!

Photo of an old stone bridge seen from a river bank, framed with tree branches and sky reflected in calm water.
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Another view from Sunday afternoon. This is about halfway between Heavenfield and Port Gate. 😎

Sunny green field, with trees along a dry-stone wall. Blue skies with big clouds.
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It was 4pm and I'm wondering if they forgot to put it forward in the spring? 🀣

Sundial on an old chapel wall. Appears to be showing around 3pm...ish.
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Weather not looking especially promising over the Tyne Valley... πŸ’¦β˜”

Sunny back garden, with brooding skies above... suggesting it may not be sunny much longer!
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My Garmin watch announced I'd reached my daily step-count target... while I was playing the piano. πŸ€” I don't have a big repertoire, so I decided to check...

Chopin Waltz in A Min - 215 steps
Bach Prelude in C Maj - 0 steps
Joplin Maple Leaf Rag - 662 steps
^- simplified, scored for grade 4/5
Chopin Prelude no 4 - 160 steps
Satie GymnopΓ©dies no 1 - 74 steps
Satie Gnossiennes no 1 - 307 steps
Chopin Prelude no 7 - 0 steps

Ragtime is apparently the way to go!! 🀣

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Took the plunge (but not literally!) and bought myself a paddleboard. 😎 The Bluefin sale said "end-of-season", but I'm presuming it's only end of season for southerners!! 🀣 A 4km excursion on the North Tyne, and I've pretty much got my balance back... it's been a couple of years.

View from a paddleboard, towards the sun - shortly before sunset, on a tree lined river.
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From a swim in the North Tyne yesterday evening. I placed the lens of my GoPro just into the water. 😎
(Edited: because I was irritated that I'd used the word "evening" twice in the same sentence!)

GoPro photo from the middle of a calm river, looking towards the sun. Almost no clouds, and the exposure straight into the sun casts the trees (and their reflections) in silhouette.
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Found this while randomly scrolling through my phone backup. πŸ˜… Religion looks like it might be more fun in the mosh pit!!

Parody video, where someone has dubbed heavy metal music over evangelical nuts gyrating around in some sort of ceremony.
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About to watch "28 Years Later"... so maybe it's lucky that I've just been updating my Holy Island crossing calculator. You never know when these things might come in handy! 🧟🀣
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Movie poster for 28 Years Later, caption set on a logo made out of red skulls.

It does specifically say "social media's walled gardens" I suppose. πŸ™„

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From a swim at Darden Lough yesterday. The water was feeling pretty nice, although starting to feel a little chilly after 10 minutes. πŸ₯Ά

Photo of a remote moorland lough (lake) under a mostly blue sky.
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Finally returning to some (slow!) trail running. I wanted something short and easy, it's been 12 months, but also fun enough to perhaps rekindle my interest. So I set out along some fire roads in Fourlaws Forest, beside Great Wanney crags. A very pleasant afternoon. 😎

A gravel forestry road, Slightly grassy, leading towards a distant moorland escarpment.
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Signs of a successful afternoon jet-washing the driveway! 🀣

Mud encrusted leg, clean where my sock had been.
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Lindisfarne Castle on Holy Island. Although, having just listened to the LJ Ross "Holy Island" audiobook, I now realise how dangerous this place really is! πŸ˜‚

Castle on a rocky outcrop, with blue skies.
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St Cuthbert's Cave. This was from a walk back in May. We began at Belford and walked to Holy Island, using my walk/tide calculator ( mootparadox.com/webapp/pilgrim/ ) perfect timing and a lovely day out. (Pre-booked taxi back to Belford to complete the route.)

Sandstone cave at the end of a grassy path, amongst woodland scenery and blue skies.
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Invisible bench? πŸ˜‰ Spotted in woodland, not far from Gilsland. The county boundary follows the River Irthing, so this is probably in - and I forgot to bring my passport! πŸ˜‚

Moss covered concrete bench support in overgrown woodland setting. Legs and arm rest are intact, but all the wooden components have gone!
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